Tag: Alana Boden

[EXPRESSO] The Nameless Ballad (2026) | Teenage Pop Rock God

The Nameless Ballad on paper is an interesting change from Federico Zampaglione previous film, The Well (which i quite liked), as this later movie is an old fashioned ghost/haunted house story.

Sam Gallo is an upcoming musician that, when hit by writer’s block, is sent by his agent to an isolated villa in Italy, so he can focus on overcoming this creative slump, but there he starts seeing strange visions, especially after he finds a chest containing a diary of an Italian woman, a key to the villa’s piano and an unnamed, apparently unfinished composition….

The premise is decent, the main actor is solid, a couple of good jumpscares, but it becomes soon dull and slow moving (even for just 90 minutes), the more it goes on the more it basically falls apart, case and point the tragic backstory that explains more about the haunting… and almost made laugh, as it feels like accidental parody and makes the movie as a whole feel – frankly – stupid.

Even the theme of the music industry exploiting its talents is handled in such a juvenile, trite way that you’d almost want to side with the label to be contrarian…not that you will care about anyone’s fate, besides the dog, best character, i’m not even joking.

It feels like a big “Frankengum”, pieced together from chiclets found under other people’ classroom desks, masticated once more in the vain hope that if you keep chewing the flavour will come back.

There’s a difference between a deliberate old fashion approach and just being…. just dated, decrepit, reeking of that moth balls/napthalene scent you’d find when rummaging through your grandparents’ wardrobe. Kinda tragic because it’s obvious Zampaglione genuinely cares about the genre, he isn’t being cynical or anything, but nothing really works here, to my disappointment.

[EXPRESSO] Tarot (2024) | S. Link RANK UP

It’s that “almost summer” period, so why not indulge in the new teen horror out in theathers, Tarot?

No oujia boards, no dolls, this time the teens ® will fail to learn that doing things when told NOT do those things is a recipe for manburger massacre town… even with cards. Tarot cards, obviously.

The premise sees a group of friends breaking the unspoken sacred rule about Tarot cards, as in one must not use another’s cards. In doing so they release a malignant force hidden in the cursed cards and they will have to fight for their life in what it sounds more and more like a Final Destination script rewritten at the last week, despite being based on a 1992 novel called Horrorscope.

Surprisingly it doesn’t all takes place in the villa where they find the cursed deck, but otherwise it’s a familiar watch, bringing out all the stops and expected bits, like them having to contact an estranged individual that believes and is versed in the supernatural foe they’re trying to escape, which is nice since the lore of the movie about tarot cards and astrology isn’t gonna expose itself.

On the other hand it’s a nice little variation/take on the Final Destination shtick that uses the premise of tarot card, divination and astrology related beliefs as well as it could possibly can, the characters are stock but likeable, the idea using the Arcanas in order to evoke a small ensemble of monsters chasing their victims is actually quite fun and executed decently.

It’s also a bit PG-13-ier than expected on gore but i can forgive that and the final “asspull” because the film it’s kinda silly at heart, it doesn’t overstay its welcome, and even if largely predictable and formulaic, it’s honestly more enjoyable than expected.